Ralph Thomas: The Ultimate Apartment

For the Visually Impaired

Here are the features of the ultimate Missionary home:

Fourth Floor:

  1. Bungee jump to mailbox.
  2. Elevator.
  3. Jumbo Barbecue.

Third Floor:

  1. Jacuzzi.
  2. Full Weights Room.

Second Floor:

  1. Weird Art.
  2. Fridge.
  3. Cool Lamp.
  4. All good Church books.
  5. King size waterbeds.
  6. Hammock.
  7. Slide to sports car to get to media referrals in a hurry.

First Floor:

  1. Lots of food
  2. House Keeper
  3. Baptismal Font (for when the Ward does not agree with the date you set or when hot water does not work).


  1. Game room with ping pong, pool table, foosball, slurpee fountain.
  2. Two full size separate bathrooms.