The Ultimate Missionary Apartment

For the Visually Impaired

Here are the features of the ultimate Missionary home:

Fourth Floor:

  1. Bungee jump to mailbox.
  2. Elevator.
  3. Jumbo Barbecue.

Third Floor:

  1. Jacuzzi.
  2. Full Weights Room.

Second Floor:

  1. Weird Art.
  2. Fridge.
  3. Cool Lamp.
  4. All good Church books.
  5. King size waterbeds.
  6. Hammock.
  7. Slide to sports car to get to media referrals in a hurry.

First Floor:

  1. Lots of food
  2. House Keeper
  3. Baptismal Font (for when the Ward does not agree with the date you set or when hot water does not work).

Basement:

  1. Game room with ping pong, pool table, foosball, slurpee fountain.
  2. Two full size separate bathrooms.