For the Visually Impaired
Here are the features of the ultimate Missionary home:
- Bungee jump to mailbox.
- Jumbo Barbecue.
- Full Weights Room.
- Weird Art.
- Cool Lamp.
- All good Church books.
- King size waterbeds.
- Slide to sports car to get to media referrals in a hurry.
- Lots of food
- House Keeper
- Baptismal Font (for when the Ward does not agree with the date you set or when hot water does not work).
- Game room with ping pong, pool table, foosball, slurpee fountain.
- Two full size separate bathrooms.